Just in honor of Little D and Space 1999

And while you watch the moon tonight, you can play this...

 
Better dig out your boogie shoes. I seem to remember this sounding a lot cooler back when I was 8. 

Now it sounds like a cross betwen Disco Grooves 1975 and the theme from The Love Boat

Hi, I'm cruise director Helena Russell...on the promenade deck we have the nuclear waste storage...please no smoking...oops too late

 

Some other memories...
Hey, can you folks tell me how to get back on the freeway? Damn it Helena! Will you stop flirting with him! Alan Carter examines the Swedish Made Penis Enlarger that came in the mail just before the disaster I told you bringing the Hibachi with us was asking for trouble! Battle of the leatherette transvestites. Dig those velour pants man.
All right, everyone sing. %Where have all, the Eagles gone%
It seems they were waiting fora session of 'Donald's Game' This one is clutching a bottle of something called Big 8
No, I said my name is 'Big Head' not 'Big Ed'!
 
Attack of the Crowell's Mannequins

 

Yes of course it tastes like piss, have you seen any water towers around here?
An Early Cameo by Hillary Clinton. Note the 'bedroom eyes' All right everyone...now look inconspicuous!
And finally, for JD, who did mention all the deaths on Moonbase Alpha...
 
A population count of Alpha by episode, including the death toll in each one.
 
http://www.io.com/~jwtlai/space1999.html